Christmas is the best time of year because people buy me things. What?...I like trees too!

This is my Christmas list:

Dilbert Flip Calendar
Subscription to ID magazine: click here
A Job
Headphones for my iPod (Like jb's)
Amazon Gift Cards
Morrison Coffee Maker with glass carafe: click here
If anyone's in Wicker Park in Chicago an Akira Gift Card
Daft Punk: Discovery : click here
Sideburns Trimmer: click here
The G.I. Joe Movie DVD: click here
Any Beirut album on Vinyl: click here
An Umbrella: click here
(not the one i necessarily want, but i would like a simple, black, quality umbrella...probably best if this one is returnable as I might be picky. Also of note is the giver must have thick skin.)
Cohen Brother's Dvd Collection: click here


Links are not suggested purchase points but merely included as points of reference and do not reflect the views and opinions of 20th Century Fox.