Saturday, September 15, 2007

Wilsonville

I traveled to Wilsonville, OR last week. You might begin to notice that I describe many things as "eerie", perhaps I am easily spooked, or perhaps I have a keen nose for things that do not seem right. Perhaps those are both the same thing. Regardless, Wilsonville was eerie. I was hungry and stopped by a Mcdonald's as I came into town. Nothing was strange about the restaurant itself but it was in a large strip mall with stores and other restaurants. There was not only this strip mall, but others everywhere I could see. Not eerie in itself but everything was brand new. Ok, fine. I drove around town trying to find the company, I for some reason had only written down the address and not the directions. I stopped for directions at the local post office, which was also brand new. I also drove by the police station which was a storefront in yet another strip mall, as if you could buy a cop if you needed one. (of course in this town you wouldn't need one...ever) I found the company and their building was brand new, and smelled like fresh carpet. Hmm, starting to get eerie. I found a different way to the interstate, passing yet again strip malls with new stores and brand new landscaping. This is when the eerie-ness of the place struck me, it was as if the entire town had the new-car smell. I could picture someone driving down I-5 for a weeks vacation in california and driving by nothing but fields, and driving north again to pass a fully developed community of happy consumers. I had visions of the Truman Show and Stepford Wives, and any other movie that has the same themes and feelings as the Truman Show and Stepford Wives. I don't want that job.

4 comments:

Jami said...

That's funny Brett!

Love you!
Jami

Anonymous said...

Psh.

And I get mocked for getting spooked in trackless woods at night.

Although I don't like Stepford America, either.

Daish said...

I think about the Truman Show almost everyday...wierd,huh. Is that how you spell wierd? wierd...that's a wierd word. Anyways, Curt Slagel rides his bike past my house on his way home from work...he always seems happy as he waves to all his neighbors...just like Truman. Then I think, "Poor Truman, I would have been so disturbed to find out my whole world was staged and everyone was watching everything I had done."

Daish said...

ok, i do know that wierd is spelled weird.