and yes, i realize that most of this is not affordable, i'm trying to think of cheaper items...

MacBook Pro
Apple Aluminum Keyboard
Audi A4
Renewed subscription to I.D.
Canvas Chucks
Or
Bianchi Pista
Or
Robert Longo Prints (check with me before if anyone can find a cheap place to get them, i would want specific ones)
Stove Top Espresso Maker
Vinyl Cleaner (probably could be found for cheaper than this one)
Frank Sinatra Mug Shot
David Bazan Alone at the Mic
Books from "The Art of the Novella Series"
New Earbuds, will need to be from ebay since they are $40 from Apple, some auctions have buy it now so you don't have to wait.